The second confusing thing about Australia are the animals. They can be divided into three categories: Poisonous, Odd, and Sheep.
Jeremy Lee, "The confusing country"
I've always wanted to be an expert on tadpoles. I've always fancied being a tadpole expert. It's a wonderful life if you become an experty tadpoleous, as they are known in the trade. You get invited to all the smart parties and social gatherings.Peter Edward Cook: "The Tadpole Expert" (1964)